So, I went into work today and found myself simply going through the
motions. Since I practically took the entire previous week off, I had a lot to
catch up on but instead, I found myself sitting there in disgust. It was like a
light switch was flipped; I realized that I am so over "it". I am so tired of hearing
people complain about the most juvenile shit. These grown-ass men here
absolutely refuse to take any form of responsibility for anything!
As I was
processing this thought, my mind segued to the people themselves.
As I scanned the room, I took in the sight of all these transient looking men; no teeth, scraggly hair, old faded tattoos, bodies of ill
proportion… I wondered how this happened and why? I have to admit we have some
horribly unattractive men here, many with unbelievably poor hygiene habits.
Most of the somewhat “normal” guys have taken to assigning names or terms for
their habits:
·
The “Fireman”; An inmate who sleeps fully
dressed, gets out of bed and immediately runs to the chow hall for every meal
without washing his face or brushing his teeth.
·
The “Caveman”; An inmate who doesn’t shower at
all – for any reason. It’s if they have an allergy to water.
·
The “No follow through guy”; An inmate who
will work out, play basketball and then afterward, take a shower only to put the same funky underwear back on.
·
The “Water Shitter”; An inmate who lifts the
toilet seat and then sits inside the toilet, way down to take his bowle
movement.
·
“Saskwatch Feet”; An inmate who showers
barefoot without shower shoes
·
The “Tooth Obsessed”; An inmate who, due to crystal
meth, has now only one tooth in his entire mouth and proceed to brush and care
for it like it is a fricken diamond.
·
The “No Wiper”; An inmate how has a bowel
movement and never wipes. He simply gets up and goes about his business.
·
The “Naked Shitter”; An inmate that must be
completely nakes to have a bowel movement.
Now, hopefully you can understand why I have become a bit jaded
when it comes to certain individuals that I live around!
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